Spatio-temporal emissary
时空使者
On May 24, 2220, I am born foolishly in spatio-temporal wear tat by, right, I am spatio-temporal controller. My crack with teeth in mouth is worn melon seeds, two-spot was thrown in past instrument, pass through spatio-temporal ……
2220年5月24日，我无聊地生在时空穿梭机旁，没错，我就是时空管理者。我嗑着瓜子，往仪器中投入了两元，穿越时空……
Above all I decide time case to be in first the Three Kingdoms. I stop beside the grove on the side of Home Guan Yu. As a result of me most love Tian Yu, make will " annals of the Three Kingdoms " lose Home Guan Yu. Guan Yu sees this book is very angry, say: “ what thing! ”
首先我先将时间定格在三国。我停在了关羽家旁边的小树林旁。由于我最喜爱天羽，使将《三国志》丢入关羽家。关羽见到这本书十分生气，说：“什么东西！”
Throw this book on the highroad. Very artful, zhu Geliang was walking over. He is picked up have this book, look, suddenly Yang Tian bursts out laughing. See he went mysteriously only, I also follow the past stealthily. Liu Bei searched 3 times really later, he also went out twice.作文网 zUOwEnBa.Net
便把这本书扔在了大路上。好巧不巧，诸葛亮正走了过来。他拾起这本书，看了看，忽然仰天哈哈大笑起来。只见他神神秘秘地走了出去，我也悄悄跟过去。后来刘备真找了三次，他也出去了两次。
According to my discovery, lie dragon also is not the person with average spirit actually. He will " annals of the Three Kingdoms " bitter carried Xin Zi on the back, another word not be born repeated, the frequency that before dying repeatedly, laughs also does not fall. I take forehead forced smile, be down the three unities to sail.
根据我的发现，卧龙其实也不是神一般的人物。他将《三国志》辛字苦苦地背了个遍，又一字不落地重复了一遍，就连死前笑的次数也不落下。我拍了拍额头苦笑，向下一个地点驶去。
Just cross a the Three Kingdoms, see again swim on the west. I am leaving to time machine stays and fall. See only next a monk falls to me do obeisance to. It is so the Tang Dynasty monk! He thinks I am big celestial being by accident, be opposite my salute. I am very glad, sent him contemporary division implement —— big Luo Jinquan. See his column is worn only golden bastinado goes forth, there still is Buddha sign in the mouth. I very without language, go by calmly, church how is he used. See body of his lay a finger on only, listen to “ of banging ” only, the nucleus is played is to blast off went out, but, can be his blast my time machine! I am very angry, judge which is right of the person that look for Sun Hang. But that monkey thief thinks I am monster however, he is good, unplugged Mao Hua of one gather monkey was chasing after me to call an a great distance for him. My show resourcefulness in an emergency, draw out a television from inside 100 treasure chest, within is being broadcasted " on the west travel notes " . Sun Wu is looking at TV for nothing in, in TV also looking at him. Mahatma be ashamed into anger, jumped to make 300 rounds with another him, be inextricably involved. I took the chance to sneak away to go out, depend on machine of time of foster cordial relations between countries of graduate student qualifications and record of service, ground of dark green anxiety escaped.
才过三国，又睹西游。我开着时光机盘旋而下。只见底下有个僧人对我下拜。原来是唐僧！他误以为我是大仙，便对我施礼。我很高兴，送了他现代科器——大罗金权。只见他柱着金杖往前走，口中还念着佛语。我很无语，心平气和地走过去，教会了他如何使用。只见他触碰机关，只听“轰”的一声，核弹是发射出去了，可是，可是他炸了我的时光机！我十分生气，找孙行者评理。可那猴贼却以为我是妖怪，他倒好，拔了一撮猴毛化为他追着我打了十万八千里。我急中生智，从百宝箱中掏出电视机，里头正播放《西游记》。孙悟空望着电视里的，电视里的也望着他。大圣恼羞成怒，跳进去跟的另一个他打了三百回合，难解难分。我趁机溜了出去，凭借研究生资历修好时光机，苍惶地逃了出去。
Ah! Did not take care to overdo! But leave,bring did not ask a head the arrow, arrive river of the Song Dynasty of our black elder brother there. I stop time machine did not think of whirly happen to comes, raised broad ax to be broken off to me come over. Taekwondo of two years is not blown, nevertheless, before very actual strength, I chose battle of wits, I shined stump of laser blade by the waist broad ax. Let him take me to see Chao Gai. Li Kui is not afraid of me, be afraid of my hand to go up only this plaything, toughen one's scalp-brace oneself takes me. I see Chao Gai is drawn out " Shui Hu is passed " look to him. Anger of the ten atmolysis after he looks, tooth angrily ground says: I see “ early he not pleasing to the eye! Did not think he is such person comes, answer detain of river of the Song Dynasty go in the village! ”
呀！一不小心开过头了！可是开引没有问头箭，便到咱黑哥宋江那儿了。我停下时光机没想到小旋风正巧来了，举起板斧向我劈了过来。二十几年的跆拳道不是吹的，不过，在绝对的实力面前，我选择了斗智，我亮出了激光刃拦腰砍断了板斧。让他带我去见晁盖。李逵不怕我，只怕我手上这玩意儿，硬着头皮带我去了。我见到晁盖掏出《水浒传》给他看。他看完后十分气愤，牙切齿地说：“我早就看他不顺眼了！没想他是这样的人来，把宋江押回村子里去！”
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such, I changed the history, be called by later generations all ages the first person!
就这样，我改变了历史，被后人称为万年第一人！(文/陈哲)