I have " atrocious " old father, why is he met such? The likelihood is be given by drive of government of the aid that fight the United States " infect " . But I am not an U.S. Army, hit my doing? This, it is me 9 years in life the most bemused most a problem of kink.
我有一个“凶恶”的老爸，他为什么会这样呢？可能是被爷爷的抗美援朝精神给“传染”了。可我又不是美军，打我干嘛？这，就是我九年人生中最困惑最纠结的一个问题。
Old father is fierce the male lion that rising to resemble is an anger, roar aloud while, everybody is unavoidable his " fist fries the flesh. " " bang, bang, bang! " heard not? "Atrocious " old father is in " going-over " my little brother. I of course also cannot escape by sheer luck, be beaten so that cover the head and sneak away like a rat, "First " broken " blood " flow.
老爸凶起来就像是一只愤怒的雄狮，大声吼叫的同时，谁也免不了他的“拳头炒肉。”“啪、啪、啪！”听见了没？“凶恶”的老爸在“毒打”我弟弟了。我当然也不能幸免，被揍得抱头鼠窜，“头”破“血”流。
At the moment, I want to hire an old father really.
此时此刻，我真想租一个老爸。
Hear bazaar has an inn that hire dad to be able to hire old father, I and little brother but happy. Then, we act immediately.
听说商场有一个租爸店可以租老爸，我和弟弟可开心了。于是，我们马上行动起来。
The following day in the morning, I and little brother oneself " fierce old father " check arrives the inn that hire dad, the old dad that hired a tenderness then comes home.
第二天早上，我和弟弟把自己的“凶老爸”寄存到租爸店，接着租了一个温柔的老爸回家。
But the day later, because of this tender old father, I and little brother, old Mom is not had simply language... alas, conversation of tenderness old father is sissy, both hands often hits an orchid to point to, often still resemble eunuch same, hoarse voice sings: "Old father is only good on the world, the child that does not have pa resembles straw. " my day, our family listened to cover had ear, we can not want to have such not male not female old father, living with such old father is endure hardships simply.
可后来的日子，因为这个温柔的老爸，我和弟弟、老妈简直都无语了……唉，温柔老爸说话娘娘腔，双手经常打出兰花指，还经常像太监一样，嘶哑着嗓子唱道：“世上只有老爸好，没爸的孩子像稻草。”我的天啊，我们全家听了都捂起了耳朵，我们可不想有这样不男不女的老爸，和这样的老爸生活简直就是受罪。
Old father of the tenderness on I and little brother belt hurrieds back at top speed the inn that hire dad, changed old father of a big purse. Affirmation of big purse old father is rich, we must spend his money well, enjoy terrestrial happiness to live to the top of one's bent.
我和弟弟带上温柔老爸火速赶回租爸店，换了一个大钱包老爸。大钱包老爸肯定有钱，我们一定要好好花他的钱，尽情享受人间幸福生活。
As expected, I and little brother from the money that big purse often got including big package greatly over there pa. We make a sightseeing tour, ate China, enjoyed the world. Such luxury lives and can not let us get how many pleasure, caused the disease of a suit instead. "These two little boys how so fat? Resemble penguin simply! " " alas, discipline of small off year was gotten actually diabetic, how does this all one's life pass! " " how don't these two little boys go to school? " I and little brother are resembled playing by others gesticulate like monkey.
果然，我和弟弟从大钱包老爸那里得到了大包大包的钱。我们游山玩水，吃遍了中国，玩遍了世界。可这样的奢侈生活并没有让我们得到多少快乐，反而惹了一身的疾病。“这两个小男孩怎么这么胖呀？简直像企鹅！”“哎呀，小小年纪竟然得了糖尿病，这辈子怎么过呀！”“这两个小男孩怎么不上学啊？”我和弟弟被别人像耍猴似的指指点点。
"I do not want big purse old father, I want my old father, I want to go to school! " I cry hastily rise. "Son, am I to be here? Had not arrived on learn time! " old father is smiling to reply, built the quilt of my spurn afresh at the same time rise.
“我不要大钱包老爸，我要自己的老爸，我要上学！”我急忙喊起来。“儿子，我不是在这里吗？还没到上学时间呢！”老爸微笑着回答，一边把我踢开的被子重新盖了起来。