You may have " news is confused " grandfather, or is " theater fun " grandma, but I, have a famous " fan " father.
你们可能有一个“新闻迷”爷爷，抑或是一个“戏迷”奶奶，可我，有个大名鼎鼎的“球迷”爸爸。
He can not be common fan, however in fan crazy mad person, specific reason allows me fine fine line comes.
他可不是普通的球迷，而是球迷中的痴狂者，具体原因容我细细道来。
In the evening, I wrote the examination paper that mathematical teacher assigns, then, self-confident chock is taking red pen and examination paper, will to the sitting room want to look for father to give me grading.
晚上，我写完了数学老师布置的卷子，于是，自信满满地拿着红笔和卷子，来到客厅想找爸爸给我评分。
Arrive after the sitting room, I handed father examination paper, say next: "Father, the teacher says to want the parent to correct examination paper " . "Fast relieve! The agree surprised to had gone in east! " " alas ah, cent of 16 minutes was differred! Pass quickly... " I repeated a lot of times again, he did not hear me to talk at all. Eventually, I cannot help, drank one saliva embellish wet one's whistle, cry greatly next: "Pa -- pa, listen -- I -- say! " the rumour that sound had built the howl outside the window. "Yes, extremely good! Damien is choice of tactics of this match first-rate on... " he does not hear even my voice, now again Tao Tao hourly solilo-quize rises.
到客厅后，我把卷子递给了爸爸，然后说：“爸爸，老师说要家长批改卷子”。“快换防啊！东契奇已经进去了！”“唉呀，十六分的分差了！快传……”我又重复了很多次，他根本就没有听到我说话。终于，我忍不住，喝了一口水润了润喉，然后大喊：“爸——爸，听——我——说！”声音盖过了窗外呼啸的风声。“对，好极了！上达米恩就是这场比赛最佳的战术选择……”他连我的声音都听不到，现在又再次涛涛不绝地自言自语起来。
"Good shot! " I was frightened again jump, will to the side look, that team that father supports had planished with adversary. Lower part of mobile phone screen shows space race ends to still two divide a second, wanted to end eventually. "Yes, overcome the ball to cloth " , father said to oneself again, "Fast quickly, good shot! " father is less now, the eye of narrow one's eyes of narrow one's eyes ticks off screen of mobile phone of the goggle at that tick off the ground continuously, mutter in a low voice over. "Fast, pass the ball to Damien! Fast, cut planted agent, middle distance jumps cast! " " good shot, amount to Mi En plum to be killed absolutely, sun team changeover go alone a person adept in martial arts and given to chivalrous conduct, ah... " he cried greatly, than me that voice is even big a moment ago severalfold. Eventually, can give me grading, my heart thinks.
“好球！”我又被吓了一跳，来到旁边一看，爸爸支持的那支球队已经和对手打平了。手机屏幕下方显示距离比赛结束还有两分三十秒，终于要结束了。“对，把球给布克”，爸爸又自说自话了，“快加速，好球！”爸爸现在比较少了，眯眯的眼睛直勾勾地瞪着手机屏幕，在那里小声喃喃自语。“快，把球传给达米恩！快，切入内线，中距离跳投！”“好球，达米恩李绝杀，太阳队逆转了独行侠，啊……”他大喊了一声，比我刚才那声音还要大几倍。终于，可以给我评分了，我心想。
This is I let what the person finds both funny and annoying " fan " father!
这就是我让人哭笑不得的“球迷”爸爸！